Don't do this on any plane

Don't do the following things while you are on long distant flights. This kind of kill time activity may cause you lots of trouble. You maybe kicked, punched or thrown into the restroom and being locked until the plane lands at its destination.

Pinch the stewardess' butt as she passes.
When two people kiss in the in flight movie, belch real loud.
When there's any nudity, hoot really loudly for a few minutes.
Fart loudly and act shocked, looking around to see who did it.
Fiddle around with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow passenger if he has a crowbar.
Hijack the cockpit and, over the loudspeaker, announce that the first class passengers and luggage are to switch places.
Run down the aisle screaming, "He's got a bomb! He's got a bomb!".
Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises, then come out looking refreshed.
"Accidental" soda spill on the dork next to you.

I found someone posted this as joke on a forum. I think he or she is crazy.